Return the thing you have had for two years
Everybody is holding something borrowed and mildly embarrassing. Giving it back is easier than the story you have built around it.
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Borrowed things go through a strange arc: useful, then forgotten, then too awkward to return because too much time has passed. That awkwardness is entirely one-sided. The lender has usually either forgotten or written it off, and what they get back is not just the dish or the book but the evidence that you are someone who closes loops. That reputation is worth more than the item.
How
Do not apologize at length — a long apology makes it about your guilt and forces them to reassure you. Hand it over with one line: “I have had this for an unreasonable amount of time. Thank you.” If you have lost or broken it, say that plainly and replace it.
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